Glastonbury 2024 lineup called ‘the worst ever’ – Lineup explained by experts

Glastonbury Festival’s lineup announcement for 2024 has sparked anger amongst most fans. Digital PR expert Lewis Mills provides expert commentary on why these artists were chosen to feature by looking at their monthly listeners on Spotify.

Dua Lipa (78.13 million monthly listeners)

“Glastonbury has chosen Dua Lipa to headline due to her skyrocketing popularity and massive online following (78.13 million monthly listeners), ensuring a diverse and engaged audience. Despite initial confusion, her infectious hits and captivating stage presence promise to elevate the festival experience for all lucky people who managed to get tickets.”

Coldplay (74.83 million monthly listeners)

“Coldplay’s selection as headliners is a strategic move by Glastonbury to infuse the lineup with timeless appeal and attract a broad spectrum of fans (74.83 million monthly listeners). While some may question them being included, their status as musical icons ensures an unforgettable performance that resonates with audiences old and new.”

SZA (71.76 million monthly listeners)

“SZA’s emergence as a leading figure in contemporary R&B offers Glastonbury an opportunity to showcase diverse talent and broaden its appeal (71.76 million monthly listeners). Her considerable online relevance and unique perspective promise to deliver a performance that will be unforgettable”

Shania Twain (15.76 million monthly listeners)

“Shania Twain’s addition to the lineup reflects Glastonbury’s commitment to inclusivity and musical diversity (15.76 million monthly listeners). While her selection may raise eyebrows among some, her timeless hits and enduring legacy appeal to a wide demographic, enriching the festival experience and fostering a sense of nostalgia and unity.”