UK’S KINKIEST TOWNS AND CITIES LAID BARE – WHERE IS ON THE NAUGHTY LIST?

The UK’s ‘naughtiest’ towns and cities have been revealed as kinky couples across the country are spicing up Christmas by splashing out on adult toys!

Forget socks and chocolates, those on Santa’s ‘naughty list’ will be getting a more ‘risque’ gift that definitely shouldn’t be opened in front of the family.

Leading online adult toys retailer toys4naughtyboys.com, which is expecting a 40 per cent increase in sales of sex toys and accessories in the run up to Christmas, saw a huge leap in demand for erotic and sensual gifts on Black Friday and Cyber Monday with chastity devices, canes and bondage starter kits amongst the top sellers.

The company, which has been trading for six years, has now bared all by unveiling where its most naughtiest customers come from by stripping down the figures to reveal the top 20 places based on those orders.

Top of the list – unsurprisingly – are the UK’s three biggest cities with London sitting on top, while Manchester just pips Birmingham into second place.

And there will be plenty of smiles in the East Midlands come Christmas Day as Nottingham came out a surprise fourth with Glasgow completing the top five.

The Midlands is a steamy hotbed of pleasure as it also boasts Leicester, Oxford and Northampton, while the sea air seems to get the pulses racing with Brighton, Southampton, Bournemouth and Plymouth in the top 20.

Northerners are not missing out on the action as Sheffield, Leeds and Liverpool are not shy of a little additional stimulation but the same cannot be said for Wales – with just Newport making it into the top 20 (19th), while Northern Ireland is limp with not one town on the list.

The full list:

1st – London
2nd – Manchester
3rd – Birmingham
4th – Nottingham
5th – Glasgow
6th – Bristol
7th – Sheffield
8th – Southampton
9th – Reading
10th – Edinburgh
11th – Leeds
12th – Plymouth
13th – Brighton
14th – Norwich
15th – Liverpool
16th – Leicester
17th – Oxford
18th – Newport
19th – Northampton

20th – Bournemouth

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